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    Anonymous asked:
    WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?

    Eat goat yansh olodo.


    You are my generator when they take light…..

    iamforevernigerian:

    Di oil that fires my plantain

    Di garri to my beans

    Di cowbell to my tea

    Di panadol to my headcahe

    You are the goat meat to my stew

    Di egusi to my eba

    You ah my garri when the rice is finished

    Di only cockroach in my cupboard


    Who dey have Instagram?

    Follow de insta chale: @annaimous


    misfitting-skin:

    The Azonto Workout

    I forgot to post this on here when i uploaded it but better late than never! My first ever dance workout video. 

    like yes.

    An African mother’s prayer for her single 26 year old daughter

    ablackgirlintheworld:

    We fank God we fank god! She is finally getting her masta’s degree. Now….where is her Ozzband? Please open her heart and her womb god! Please ooo. She can not disgrace me in this country!

    When my mom's cooking
    • Me: do you need help on anything?
    • Her: no I'm ok thanks
    • 10minutes later
    • Her: ei you all you do is sit there and do nothing you can't even come and help me cook
    • Me: ......
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